At the request of a loyal commenter who apparently has had enough of my shit (and my lack of updating), I'm officially going back to the grind. Now, summer is over and I'm back at school, so I can no longer use lame excuses about how I'm tired or that I have things to do. So now there's really no excuse for me not to update. So here I am, writing again. Before we get back to my list of 99 things to do before I turn 30, by the way, which I only did two of this summer (Go me!), let me recap my summer, by a top 10 list of memorable moments.
10. Weekend Trip to the Lake.
I spent the night in a car since people don't understand the meaning of "going to bed."
9. Speeding Ticket
Went 53 in a 40. Big deal. I'm sure that the officer was hating on my red 2007 Corolla. Suck it, cop. You drive a Crown Victoria.
8. Broken Tooth
Stopwatch hits my face and cause me to break my tooth in half. Thanks 5 year old ball of mischief, you'll burn in hell for this.
7. Broken Arm
My dad broke his arm this summer. It sucked since he was in the hosptial for a week, but he'll be fine in a few months.
6. Coaches' 100 IM
After talking shit to one of my coaches in practice one day, he challenges me to a race and beats me. However, I would have the last laugh as I smoked him by 5 seconds a week later in the 100 IM
5. The Superhero Falls
Note to self: Never, ever run towards little kids dressed as Batman. You can't see and they'll more than likely punch you in the nuts and beat you to a pulp.
4. Greg Young's Prom Date
I found a prom date for my friend Greg. And he ended up winning prom king. It is probably one of my proudest accomplishments of my life. If only I could get a plaque of it and put it on my wall.
3. Dating Craigslist Girls
You can read the posts. If I had to sum it up in two words: NEVER AGAIN.
2. 21st Birthday
I'll explain this in my next post, because it needs to be mentioned. But it was an amazing night and my Mom cooked a bangin' breakfast the next morning.
1. Swim Coaching
Absolutely loved it. Wouldn't trade that experience for anything in the world.
Yeah, so that was my summer. Now back to finishing this list.