The List

And so, without further adieu, here is the list. Granted, some of the things on this list can and will change, for a variety of reasons. But I do plan to withhold to as many as I can. However, I have completed some of these mentioned tasks. Why did I include them in the list? Well, they are significant to my life and have a great story that goes with them. So anyway, on with the list.

THE LIST OF 99 THINGS TO DO BEFORE I'M 30

1. Leave the country
2. Go on a road trip
3. Go to the Super Bowl
   
4. Attend Carnival or Mardi Gras
5. Travel through Europe
6. Randomly travel somewhere
7. See clear blue ocean water
8. Pimp out the Shaggin' Wagon
   
9. Go to Vegas
   
10. Visit the continental 48 US states
11. Run with the bulls in Pamplona
12. Swim in the Dead Sea
13. Climb a mountain
14. Stand in four US states at once
15. Work for a sports team
16. Write a book
17. Get my degree
18. Run for political office
19. Teach a college course
    
20. Invest in the stock market
21. Get a promotion at a job
22. Compete in a triathlon
23. Get on a jumbotron
24. Catch a home run ball
25. Go to March Madness
26. Go to the Olympics
27. Rush the field for an event
28. Complete the Krispy Kreme Challenge
29. Make a game-winning shot
    
30. Have my favorite team win a championship
31. Get the cone filled with autographs
32. Win a fantasy football championship
33. Kick a 40-yard field goal
34. Bungee jump
35. Make it down the bunny slope without falling
36. Go on a bobsled run
37. Change the ribbon from the 2002 Todd Potts IM Carnival from 5^th to 3^rd as it should be
38. Be in a movie
    
39. Get featured on a prominent sports blog
40. Do the Damn Thing
41. Threesome with two women
42. Kiss a girl at New Years'
43. Make out with a stranger
44. Go big with a tailgate
    
45. Blinddate on Craigslist
46. Be friends with my ex
47. Get married
48. Become friends with a celebrity
49. Make my parents proud
50. Move away from my parents
51. Win a swim meet as a Head Coach
    
52. Have a one night stand
53. Do a kegstand
54. Buy a round of drinks
55. Do a bar crawl
56. Learn to cook to feed people other than myself
57. Host a party at my parent’s house
58. Eat a five-course meal
59. Eat turducken
60. Become a vegetarian for a week
61. Hire a hooker to hang out with
    
62. Get a tattoo
63. Apply to get into MENSA
    
64. Learn a dance
    
65. Be a contestant on a game show
66. See Maroon 5 in concert
67. Drive stickshift
    
68. Kick someone in the balls
    
69. Own an exotic animal
70. Sing karaoke
    
71. Go streaking/skinny dipping
72. Skydive
    
73. Wear a speedo out in public
74. Throw water balloons out of a window
75. Make sick rhymes (write raps)
76. Get arrested/barred from something
77. Be in a band
78. Beat Guitar Hero on expert
79. Learn a language
80. Buy something from an auction
81. Start beef with someone
82. Relearn the bass clarinet
83. Do crossword puzzles again
84. Attend a large music festival
85. Embarrass myself
    
86. Shock the world with something
    
87. Support a charitable cause
88. Punch someone in the face
89. Get into the VIP section of a club or bar
    
90. Build something by myself
91. Weigh under 180lbs again
92. Have an obscure 70’s/80’s act play at my wedding
93. Have myself made into a cartoon character
94. Make a difference
    
95. Make it rain at a stripclub
96. Grow a beard
97. Ride a unicycle
98. Create a YouTube phenomenon
    
99. Find happiness