Saturday, January 19, 2008

The List

And so, without further adieu, here is the list. Granted, some of the things on this list can and will change, for a variety of reasons. But I do plan to withhold to as many as I can. However, I have completed some of these mentioned tasks. Why did I include them in the list? Well, they are significant to my life and have a great story that goes with them. So anyway, on with the list.

THE LIST OF 99 THINGS TO DO BEFORE I'M 30

  1. Leave the country
  2. Go on a road trip
  3. Go to the Super Bowl
  4. Attend Carnival or Mardi Gras
  5. Travel through Europe
  6. Randomly travel somewhere
  7. See clear blue ocean water
  8. Pimp out the Shaggin' Wagon
  9. Go to Vegas
  10. Visit the continental 48 US states
  11. Run with the bulls in Pamplona
  12. Swim in the Dead Sea
  13. Climb a mountain
  14. Stand in four US states at once
  15. Work for a sports team
  16. Write a book
  17. Get my degree
  18. Run for political office
  19. Teach a college course
  20. Invest in the stock market
  21. Get a promotion at a job
  22. Compete in a triathlon
  23. Get on a jumbotron
  24. Catch a home run ball
  25. Go to March Madness
  26. Go to the Olympics
  27. Rush the field for an event
  28. Complete the Krispy Kreme Challenge
  29. Make a game-winning shot
  30. Have my favorite team win a championship
  31. Get the cone filled with autographs
  32. Win a fantasy football championship
  33. Kick a 40-yard field goal
  34. Bungee jump
  35. Make it down the bunny slope without falling
  36. Go on a bobsled run
  37. Change the ribbon from the 2002 Todd Potts IM Carnival from 5th to 3rd as it should be
  38. Be in a movie
  39. Get featured on a prominent sports blog
  40. Do the Damn Thing
  41. Threesome with two women
  42. Kiss a girl at New Years'
  43. Make out with a stranger
  44. Go big with a tailgate
  45. Blinddate on Craigslist
  46. Be friends with my ex
  47. Get married
  48. Become friends with a celebrity
  49. Make my parents proud
  50. Move away from my parents
  51. Win a swim meet as a Head Coach
  52. Have a one night stand
  53. Do a kegstand
  54. Buy a round of drinks
  55. Do a bar crawl
  56. Learn to cook to feed people other than myself
  57. Host a party at my parent’s house
  58. Eat a five-course meal
  59. Eat turducken
  60. Become a vegetarian for a week
  61. Hire a hooker to hang out with
  62. Get a tattoo
  63. Apply to get into MENSA
  64. Learn a dance
  65. Be a contestant on a game show
  66. See Maroon 5 in concert
  67. Drive stickshift
  68. Kick someone in the balls
  69. Own an exotic animal
  70. Sing karaoke
  71. Go streaking/skinny dipping
  72. Skydive
  73. Wear a speedo out in public
  74. Throw water balloons out of a window
  75. Make sick rhymes (write raps)
  76. Get arrested/barred from something
  77. Be in a band
  78. Beat Guitar Hero on expert
  79. Learn a language
  80. Buy something from an auction
  81. Start beef with someone
  82. Relearn the bass clarinet
  83. Do crossword puzzles again
  84. Attend a large music festival
  85. Embarrass myself
  86. Shock the world with something
  87. Support a charitable cause
  88. Punch someone in the face
  89. Get into the VIP section of a club or bar
  90. Build something by myself
  91. Weigh under 180lbs again
  92. Have an obscure 70’s/80’s act play at my wedding
  93. Have myself made into a cartoon character
  94. Make a difference
  95. Make it rain at a stripclub
  96. Grow a beard
  97. Ride a unicycle
  98. Create a YouTube phenomenon
  99. Find happiness

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